I was going to quote a line from So I Married an Axe Murderer, but I figured since it could be construed as making fun of your baby, that I would refrain.
congrats boss. I was thinking you could name him mississippi... and call him miss for short. can we make jokes about having a baby while living in a trailer in the state that bears the babies name?
You could name your child "Steve" but pronounce it "Tim." Then, when your child is in school, the teacher would say, "Steve Butcher?" Your child would reply, "It's pronounced Tim." The teacher would say, "But it is spelled 'Steve." "Yes, it is, but you pronounce it...'Tim'."
Of course, that would be a cruel thing to do to your daughter.
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I was going to quote a line from So I Married an Axe Murderer, but I figured since it could be construed as making fun of your baby, that I would refrain.
Congratulations, though.!
so we are not allowed to make fun of the baby??
it is josh's.
when is the baby due?
may i name the baby?
I like the name "7" or "Dino" (for a boy)
Um... Why would anyone want to make fun of my baby?
The kid is due September 8... secretly I'm hoping for September 11 so that they are forever remembered as the 5th anniversary of 9-11 baby!!!
No, Mike, you may not name my child.... haha... I'm thinking something like Mohammed?
congrats boss. I was thinking you could name him mississippi... and call him miss for short. can we make jokes about having a baby while living in a trailer in the state that bears the babies name?
You could name your child "Steve" but pronounce it "Tim." Then, when your child is in school, the teacher would say, "Steve Butcher?" Your child would reply, "It's pronounced Tim." The teacher would say, "But it is spelled 'Steve." "Yes, it is, but you pronounce it...'Tim'."
Of course, that would be a cruel thing to do to your daughter.
nevermind... just make jokes about the former english major who can't spell baby's correctly...
on a troublesome note, i just found out that mississippi ranks dead last in the nation for the whole pregnancy care stuff.... yay!
I'm sticking with:
7
and
Dino
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